[Comedy] [Meme-Filled] [Food] [Farming] [Infrastructure] [Absurd]
After dying of overwork, I joined the line in the underworld to drink Granny Meng's Soup.
"The ginger wasn't crushed, the scallions weren't fried, and the broth simmered for ten minutes. Even a ghost would get the runs from drinking this."
The King of Hell immediately pulled me out of line.
"I'll give you a plot of land. Open a farmstay. Food and lodging are covered, and you won't have to reincarnate."
I said, "I'm not doing it."
He slapped the land deed down in front of me. "All the ingredients you need, no clocking in, and you can rest whenever you want."
Me: "...Where's the contract?"
Later, resentment in the underworld went down, and the King of Hell gained three pounds.
Every ghost in the underworld was lining up to reincarnate. I was the only one waiting to clock out.
Special Notes:
1. No romance. Everyone is working to improve happiness in the underworld.
2. The story is set in the underworld, and most of its residents are from ancient times and unfamiliar with modern inventions.
3. There are lots of internet memes, so please don't mind them~
