Also titled: I Treat You Like My Mom, and You Actually Think I'm a Pervert?!
I had just transmigrated from the year 20250 to 2026 when I was dragged into a police station. A paternity test with a 99.99% match shattered the worldview of my billionaire grandpa.
To help my 18-year-old dad win my mom's heart ahead of schedule, I began juggling several plans at once:
Dad's perspective: That transfer student keeps staring at my wife and even tells me to show off my mating value. He's definitely a womanizer!
Mom's perspective: This kid talks too much, but he's still my darling boy. (Chin stroking.)
Grandpa's perspective: Guard against thieves, burglars, and grandsons! Anyone who dares to date before graduating high school gets their legs broken!
As for me, I was under Grandpa's murderous glare while repeatedly blowing my cover in front of Mom's best friend.
Me: "Swallow this high-sugar sphere and let your dopamine go wild for me."
Chu Yingluo calmly popped the mint into her mouth. "Thanks."
(Aside: This woman's emotional stability is downright terrifying, okay!)
I only meant to change my parents' past, but ended up trading away my own future for this genius interpreter.
Watching Dad's brain freeze as he stared at my DNA report, all I could say was:
Dad, stop imagining things and go after Mom already. I'm in a hurry to go after my wife!
Wang Po boasts, and readers come naturally. 😳