High Martial: The Idiot System Insists I'm a Good-for-Nothing

The day Chu Xuanzhou was brought back to the capital and into its foremost family, he awakened a brainless System with persecutory delusions.

He was secretly a prodigy in the world of high martial arts, but the System insisted he was a weak, humiliated good-for-nothing!

His older brother gave him a peerless divine weapon. System: “He’s humiliating you! Trigger mission: smash the weapon on the spot!”

His second older sister gave him a priceless spirit pill. System: “It’s poisoned! Trigger mission: slap your sister hard across the face!”

Chu Xuanzhou was at a loss, ranting furiously in his head:

“Is this System out of its mind? But Second Sister, don’t laugh. Next month, your best friend will betray you and blow you up!”

“Third Sister, don’t just stand there watching, either. Your most trusted aide will poison you tomorrow!”

“And Fourth Sister, don’t even get me started. In a few days, a cult will trick you into becoming a blood sacrifice... The whole family’s headed for the grave, so I’d better milk the System for all it’s worth, empty the treasury, and make a run for it!”

What he didn’t know was that his entire family could hear his thoughts!

His sisters shuddered: “What the hell? There’s a mole!”

So while the family worked through the night to root out every traitor, the top powerhouses all turned into drama queens to help Chu Xuanzhou milk the System for all it was worth!

Chu Xuanzhou: “Strange. I put on a little show, so why did you all kneel?”

His family: “Little brother! Did I act arrogant enough just now? Was it convincing enough for you to face-slap me and claim the System’s god-tier reward?!”