A Loving Father and Dutiful Son: I, Dong Zhuo, Became a Sage for the Ages

Overworked office drone Li Zhe dies suddenly on the job. When he opens his eyes, he has become the obese tyrant Dong Zhuo at the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, eight chi tall and eight chi around the waist!

Outside the tent, his adopted son Lü Bu glares with murderous intent, ready to give him the full “loving father, filial son” treatment and cut out his kidneys.

At the critical moment, the More Children, More Blessings System activates!

[Ding! Host's life is in imminent danger. Newbie mission: father a child. Reward: a beginner's gift pack containing the Eight Hundred Trapped-Camp Troops!]

[Ding! The more children the Host has, the stronger he becomes and the more prosperous the nation's fortune grows!]

So, for the sake of survival and a comeback, Li Zhe... no, Dong Zhuo's whole approach changes.

To Diaochan: “Miss, don't be afraid. I'm a respectable man. I'll help you find your father right away!”

To Cai Wenji: “Such a talented woman shouldn't have to suffer. The Xiongnu? I'll send troops to wipe them out and avenge you!”

To his concubines: “Eat and drink well. If your family needs help, just say the word. Don't let yourselves or your future children suffer!”

Lü Bu: “My adoptive father has been... strange lately, but he's treating me even better.”

Cao Cao: “Something's off about that Dong scoundrel. He was supposed to be cruel and heartless, so how is he even better at winning people's hearts than I am?”

The warlords of the realm: “Who says Dong Zhuo is a traitor? He's clearly a Han sage who loves the people like his own children and cares about the whole realm!”