Road-Tripping in an RV: The Ice-Cold Policewoman Won't Leave Me Alone

“I’m Lu Ze, founder of a trillion-yuan conglomerate. Tired of the dullness of being invincible, I decided to buy a ten-million-yuan armored RV and retire on a road trip along the Sichuan-Tibet Highway.

But as soon as I hit the road, a stunning policewoman, gravely wounded and carrying a shocking secret, crashed into my vehicle. The world’s top assassin syndicate was right behind her.

I looked at the dirty vehicle, then at the wary policewoman blushing in embarrassment, and sighed.

“This thing cost ten million yuan, and it’s bulletproof and blast-resistant. Washing it isn’t cheap. You’re going to have to pay.”

And so, in the perilous, uninhabited stretches of the Sichuan-Tibet region, the whole mood changed.

While everyone else was fleeing through the wilderness and scraping by on scraps, I was relaxing in my armored RV with the air conditioning on, eating hot pot and drinking Romanée-Conti.

The whole internet was stunned: You went on a road trip, and somehow turned your vacation into a getaway in an apocalypse tank? And wiped out an international crime syndicate along the way?!

The cool, aloof policewoman Xia Yubing blushed. “Lu Ze, I don’t have anything to repay you with. I can only…”

Lu Ze cut her off. “Don’t start. There’s meat simmering in the kitchen. Keep an eye on it.”

This is a max-level powerhouse mowing down the noob village, and an exhilarating, steamy honeymoon on the road.”