I Only Want to Be a Middleman, but My Men Force Me to Blow Up the Galaxy

In 1983, Lin Yan only wants to become the richest middleman, but one of his subordinates hands him a hand-drawn PowerPoint: “A Three-Step Plan to Dismantle the US and USSR and Establish a Federation of Earth.”

Bound to an interstellar System, he finds all its advanced technology forcibly disguised with a “retro 1980s look”!

Interstellar soldiers wear work coats, while the “flashlights” in their hands vaporize a hundred-meter-tall water tower with a single shot. SCV construction vehicles masquerade as smoke-belching tractors, their mechanical arms crushing the homemade shotgun of a black-market boss!

Lin Yan tries desperately to keep a low profile, but every one of his subordinates is fanatical and keeps sabotaging his plans!

He sends them to the Soviet Union to trade for passenger planes, and they come back with three nuclear submarines. When an American carrier strike group arrives to exert pressure, a kilometer-long interstellar cruiser rises from the Pacific seabed, terrifying world leaders!

When alien raiders descend upon the solar system, expecting to crush the primitive natives of Earth with ease, they crash head-on into Lin Yan’s gold fleet, blotting out the sky...

“I really only wanted to be a middleman!”

Lin Yan sighs and presses the firing button for the dimensionality-reduction weapon.