Naruto: The Rogue of the Land of Rain

Hanzo is the stupidest Kage I’ve ever met. During the Second Shinobi World War, I gave him twelve strategies for victory, and he ignored every one. In the end, Amegakure lost the war, and the village had even less room for me than before. On my eighteenth birthday, I left Amegakure and became a wandering ninja. Instead, I awakened a System. [Wandering System]: The farther you travel, the stronger you become. Skills come from draws, equipment from synthesis, and transformations from unlocking. After Yahiko died, I put on an Akatsuki cloak and said to Konan: “They think Akatsuki settles things with its fists. They’re wrong. From today on, Akatsuki will settle things with its ledgers.” Three years later, the Third Shinobi World War broke out. My merchant caravans now span the Five Great Nations, my warehouses are piled high with Explosive Tags, and my intelligence network is faster than any hidden village’s. While they were still fighting to the death, I sipped tea, looked over the bills, and held the most esteemed woman in the Land of Fire in my arms. This is the story of a transmigrator from modern civilization using a dimensional advantage to crush the world of Naruto, the Hokage.