Everyone in the Sect Is an Immortal Emperor, and I'm the Only Good-for-Nothing

Transmigrate into a Book #System #Power Fantasy #Comedy #Misunderstandings #No CP #No Female Lead #Cultivation #Sect Building #Subverting the Tropes

Lin Yuan, young master of the Lingxiao Sword Sect, transmigrates into a cultivation novel as its most famous cannon fodder.

To stay alive, he binds himself to the [God-Tier Spendthrift System]. Burn spirit stones, smash imperial weapons, blow up spirit veins: the faster he spends, the more outrageous his rewards!

Lin Yuan only wanted to keep a low profile and be a good-for-nothing. Instead, things take an increasingly absurd turn:

He uses an imperial weapon to grill fish, and the System rewards him with a Primordial Chaos Stove;

He feeds an immortal pill to a dog, and the System rewards him with a young Heaven-Devouring Beast;

He finds the spiritual energy too dense to sleep, so he blows up the sect-protecting formation, and the System rewards him with an entire pocket world.

His sect-master father says, “Yuan’er’s actions align with the Heavenly Dao! He is carrying out Heaven’s will!”

The Supreme Elder says, “The young master’s wanton spending is truly a great virtue! How could ordinary mortals like us ever understand?”

Lin Yuan looks at the completely empty treasury and the throngs of Immortal Emperor elders around him, and rubs his forehead helplessly. “I just wanted to spend my family’s fortune in peace. Who told all of you to ascend? And you, Chosen One, dare steal my scrap metal again, and I’ll burn your very origin!”

[No CP notice]: There is no female lead or romance in this novel. He only wants to spend his family’s fortune, and incidentally save (or destroy) the world.