[Transmigration] [Alternate history] [Overpowered protagonist] [Lighthearted comedy] [Healing] [Sweet romance] [Ancient times] [Thoughts exposed]
I run a tavern in Pingkang Ward in the Tang dynasty. All I wanted was to keep my head down, mind my own business, and maybe spoil the two adorable little princesses, Sizi and Chengyang. Who could have guessed that Li Shimin and the others would be able to hear the protagonist's inner thoughts?
“The Turks are about to attack? Don't panic, Old Li. Check out the AK-47 and Italian cannons that just refreshed in my general store!”
“Empress Zhangsun's asthma is acting up? What a coincidence. I just got a shipment of penicillin yesterday!”
Li Shimin had planned to travel incognito and check things out, but the tavern keeper's inner thoughts left him questioning reality. For the sake of the Tang dynasty, the mighty Son of Heaven could only swallow his pride and show up every day for a free meal, all while wildly speculating about what kind of extraordinary being this shopkeeper was to casually produce divine weapons. Meanwhile, our protagonist was busy making holographic projections so the little princesses could watch cartoons, and grumbling to himself: “Why is Old Li here for a free meal again today?”
