A short-tempered esports champion and coach from his past life transmigrates to the Primordial World and binds himself to the "Three Realms Internet Cafe System" beneath Mount Buzhou. Faced with an empty internet cafe and pockets so bare they make his face look rich, he awakens the highest-level administrator GM privileges. Inside the cafe, whether you're a Great Unity Golden Immortal or a Heavenly Sage, if you get on his bad side, he'll mute you, ban your account, and pull your plug!
One day, Sect Master Tongtian goes 0–10 in a MOBA and furiously blames his teammates. The Heavenly Lord of the Primordial Beginning gets eliminated the moment he lands in a battle royale and curses out his squad. Nüwa goes bankrupt playing Monopoly and flips the table on the spot... "All of you, shut up! Tongtian, feed one more time and I'll ban your account for ten thousand years! Primordial Beginning, keep running your mouth and I'll send you to scrub the toilets!" After he lets them have it, the Sages don't get angry. Instead, they meekly apologize and hand over their innate treasures, just to get another hour online.
When Dao Ancestor Hongjun arrives at the Zixiao Palace to preach and finds not a single person in the audience, the whole Primordial World has gone completely off the rails. Furious, Hongjun storms over to Mount Buzhou, only to hear a roar from inside the internet cafe: "You old geezer Hongjun, if you don't have money for internet access, get lost! Stop standing in the back and shouting instructions!"
It doesn't look good, it's too messy