Name: I'm Seven and Raising a Child, and Everyone in Siheyuan Has Gone Crazy
Author: White Tea, Mildly Sweet

Synopsis

Only when I stepped through the courtyard gate did I realize I’d arrived in the world of the beastly residents of a Beijing courtyard.

And you expect a seven-year-old kid like me to look after children? System, are you messing with me? You even ran off!

At least my parents are both alive and well.

Well, since I’m here, your great demon king has arrived! You beasts! Heh heh heh!

Yi Zhonghai wants to make the rules? I’ll rant you into the ground.

The old deaf lady is throwing her weight around? I’ll shatter your invincible aura.

He Yuzhu, what are you trying to do? You’re no good with words, and you don’t seem much good at fighting either. Nyah nyah!

Jia Zhangshi is throwing a tantrum? I’ve got the advantage of having a kid with me.

Yan Bugui’s penny-pinching, Liu Haizhong’s official airs: just watch me work. I’ll make you question your entire life.

I’m going to show off with my little sister and steal the whole show right in front of you.

But things gradually start to go off the rails later on! Why are you all getting written out so early?

I don’t get it!

And there are unexpected visitors, too.

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1.7kShelf adds, last 14 days

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