Jiang Chen transmigrates to the cultivation world, hoping to be nothing more than a lazy odd-job disciple at the Taixu Sword Sect, coasting through life until he dies.
Unfortunately, the System forces him to shake his phone and add people as friends, or else he’ll suffer explosive diarrhea for thirty days straight.
He uses the System to search for nearby junior sisters and opens with the smooth-talking lines of a seasoned ladies’ man, reminding one of them to drink plenty of hot water when the night wind is cold.
By sheer coincidence, his message lands on Yu Haitang, a stunning saintess who is being consumed by her inner demon and driven to madness.
Those few words about drinking hot water unexpectedly steady the saintess’s Dao heart, which was on the verge of collapse.
From then on, Jiang Chen reaps System rewards until he can hardly keep up, and his cultivation rockets ever higher.
In person, he acts meek and timid around the aloof saintess, but through voice messages online, he boldly flirts with a yandere Demon Venerable, calling her his wife and throwing himself into the fray.
Just as Jiang Chen has nearly finished milking the System for rewards, he finally decides to run away.
When Yu Haitang comes out of seclusion, Jiang Chen discovers that his online wife may seem like an aloof saintess, but deep down she’s a yandere Demon Venerable with a severe split personality.
Eyes red, she raises her sword and sneers, asking which little vixen he plans to elope with.
"The egalitarian thinking engraved in his bones in his previous life has made him have no habit of kneeling when he sees others." It's hard to imagine that this is a human being who traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. It's not impossible for such a person to be able to cultivate immortals🐷
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