[Cthulhu] [Wild Misinterpretations]
Flesh-Blood Aristocrat: “The Mechanical Canon? Good heavens! The flesh is weak, but the machine ascends! Replace flesh with machinery? What a mad idea! Hahaha! Our declining family is saved!”
Xu Xiuzhang: “It’s just a book called Fundamentals of Mechanical Engineering. Is there really any need to get so worked up? He must love learning. Definitely a good student!”
Black Goat Cult Priest: “The Book of Dark Fertility! So that’s how it is! The Mother Goddess’s offspring don’t descend from the altar. They’re conceived in mortal flesh... Sob... I understand now, I understand!”
Xu Xiuzhang: “Wait, why is this old man crying so hard? It’s just a book called Raising Sows and Postpartum Care. He must have lost a lot of piglets at home.”
Xu Xiuzhang: “Wow! A new customer! Come on in, tell me what you want. We have everything here, and all it takes is a tiny price.”
Top IAA Agent: “Report! A dangerous anomalous target has been detected! Initial assessment: extinction-level threat! Sob... I’m a goner! Tell my wife the bank PIN is 201314, and that I love him. Thank you.”
A legend circulates throughout the Myriad Worlds.
There is a mysterious being who calls himself the Fool.
In his shop, as long as you can pay the price, you can buy anything you desire.
Countless civilizations go mad for him, stopping at nothing to track down the Fool.
But no one knows that the mysterious Fool is nothing more than an ordinary bookstore owner.
My name is Xu Xiuzhang. I’m blind, and all I wanted was to sell some used books to make ends meet. How did I somehow become an evil god?
