[Survival for All + Snarky Tips + Character Growth + Ruthless Combat + Wasteland Tycoon]
In the wasteland, the scariest thing is running into indescribable monsters.
Even scarier is when your weapon is more indescribable than the monsters.
While everyone else fights over a mouthful of muddy water and sells their dignity for a piece of black bread, Chen Anzhi awakens the “Smart-Mouthed Tips Cheat.”
As a result, Chen Anzhi gets bound to Fei Xiaoman, whose mental age is twelve, whose hobby is eating high-grade ore, and who’s always shouting, “I’m gonna hang the monsters in a tree and spin them around!”
Fei Xiaoman: “That thing in the sky talks way too big, Xiao Anzi. Let’s drag it down and take it apart!” The System short-circuits on the spot.
The strongest people fear hunger most, and the scariest monsters fear Fei Xiaoman most.
Chen Anzhi (drawing his iron sword): “Don’t mess with me. I just want to farm in peace.”
The monsters Fei Xiaoman has terrorized roar from beyond the grave: “Bullshit! That spider of yours just tore apart our lair yesterday to build a villa!”
While other survivors are starving until they’re dizzy, and get wiped out by wild monsters even when they team up to chop wood...
Chen Anzhi is already enjoying peppered roast wild boar with his little girl. Following behind him are a beautiful corporate executive who keeps his finances in order, and a master-level wood-element farmer, one in a million.
Players across the server stare at the mountains of roast meat in the trading channel and completely break down: “We can’t even chew tree bark anymore, and you call this a survival game?!”
