[Journey to the West fan fiction] [Three Kingdoms] [Farming] [No System] [Subverting Expectations] [Slow Burn] The good news: I transmigrated into Journey to the West, joined the Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars, and Sun Wukong is my junior fellow disciple! The bad news: my comprehension is terrible, and I can't grasp Patriarch Bodhi's Great Product of the Immortal Way. The good news: it's not the Tang dynasty yet, so I have plenty of time to cultivate. The bad news: I'm caught in the chaos of the Three Kingdoms, and Dong Zhuo wants me dead out of envy. A single Liqun cigarette can ease a commoner's suffering and sway the hearts of mortals, demons, and gods alike. I only wanted to make an honest living, earn enough gold, and redeem the woman I love, but I was forced onto the path of opposing all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens! God: "This world is one grand game of chess." Li Xuancheng: "But I don't play Go. I only know Gomoku!" Humans, demons, immortals, Buddhas, and gods: five pieces set upon the board.
