Ling Yi never imagined that a cruise ship would capsize while he was simply out trying to clear his head.
And he certainly never expected that on his first day stranded on a deserted island, a woman named Hao Xiangcao would force a kiss on him.
“What are you doing?!”
“Giving you CPR! What did you think I was doing?”
Fine, CPR it is. But what's with the tongue?
After finally putting together a ramshackle shelter, it fell apart before it had even lasted half an hour.
Hungry and looking for something to eat, he heard a woman screaming on the beach.
Pirates? There are pirates on this godforsaken island?
Ling Yi grabbed a stick and charged out.
“Don't you fucking come any closer! I've got a gun!”
“Funny, so do I.”
“That thing's a stick!”
“So what? A stick can still kill you!”
The instant a shot rang out, Ling Yi thought he'd been hit. His legs gave way, and he dropped to the ground, pretending to be dead.
“Sis Xiang, was I cool?”
“Get up first, then we'll talk. The ground's cold.”
“I can't. My legs are weak.”
“...”
“Sis Xiang, how about carrying me back?”
“Get lost!”
