The King of Qin Runs Around a Pillar? I Just Want to Write Textbooks in Great Qin

[No Female Lead] [Pure Nation-Building] [Education] [Comedy]

Xu Changfeng stays up late proofreading a manuscript and dies suddenly, only to transmigrate to the Qin dynasty.

He encounters the First Emperor on his eastern inspection tour. His first appearance: a corpse floating in the sea.

Xu Changfeng has a System and is quick to drop to his knees.

"Your Majesty, I come from a later age. I can offer you treasures, lots of them."

The First Emperor brings Xu Changfeng back to Xianyang, where he works on people's livelihoods, infrastructure, and the economy.

But when it comes to compiling books, he just can't help himself.

Before Zhao Gao is put to death: "Come, let me tell you the story of calling a deer a horse."

"Your Majesty, I polished the story of the King of Qin circling the pillar again today."

Ying Zheng presses his temples. "Are you trying to get yourself killed?"

"Young Master Fusu, come to my residence and hear the story of Siblings' Match." Fusu bursts into tears.

"Xiao He, you genius of war, let me tell you about the idiom 'Xiao He makes it, Xiao He breaks it.'" Young Han Xin bursts into tears.

"General, let's learn about the Battle of Julu." Zhang Han bursts into tears.

"General Meng, you're not a transmigrator who came here to steal our ancestor's woman, are you?" Meng Yi bursts into tears too.

When he meets Chen Ping: "I'll teach you an idiom: 'a face like a crown of jade.' You're the ancestor of handsome descriptions in fiction."

Even the two men who rebelled don't escape him. "Come on, let's discuss what 'Are kings and generals born to their station?' means!"

He gets everyone, one after another, until the whole lot of them are about to lose their minds.

Meng Tian sighs. "Why did you provoke him?"

Everyone: "Who provoked him? He's just asking for a beating."

"Xu Changfeng!"

Surrounded by a group of furious ancestors, Xu Changfeng cries out in alarm:

"Oh no, I'm done for!"