I Said I Was Making Film Commentary, So Why Are You Handcrafting Compound V?

Wang Luan returns to the present with cutting-edge biotechnology from a thousand years in the future. To rack up shock points and unlock the future technology vault, he reluctantly becomes a movie and TV recap streamer.

While recapping The Boys, viewers rave about superheroes.

Wang Luan sneers. “Compound V? Where I’m from, that’s just lousy cold medicine. I’ll whip some up for you right here with a blender!”

The whole internet tears into him. Influencers who expose fakes fan the flames, convinced he’s just chasing clout.

Then Wang Luan feeds a glowing blue serum, mixed up for just a few dozen yuan, to a stray dog dying by the roadside.

The next second, the dog balloons in size and bites through a steel bar in front of a million viewers. The entire internet is scared shitless!

The National Security Bureau kicks down his door in the middle of the night, expecting to arrest an extremely dangerous criminal. Instead, Wang Luan tosses them the formula. “I can make as much of this stuff as you want. Let’s start by mass-producing a hundred thousand Homelanders for the country!”

And then...

He recaps Resident Evil and hands over a perfect T-virus, creating an immortal Chinese army!

He recaps Jurassic Park and hands over ancient genes, giving every border guard a Tyrannosaurus mount!

When foreign superpowered beings try to invade, they see Chinese security guards soaring through the sky, their eyes glowing red. The Eagle Empire completely falls apart!