I’m a Depressing Novelist, Yet the Whole Internet Is Begging Me to Stop

[Comedic contrast]+ [Everyday romance]+ [System power fantasy]

“God Jiang, is your new book really a sweet romance?” Faced with pleas from the entire internet, Jiang Tingbai swears in his livestream: “Absolutely! If it isn't sweet, you don't pay!” The next day, he releases "Five Centimeters per Second". The whole internet is left depressed, a million female fans send him razor blades, and the aloof campus beauty sitting beside him completely loses it, grabbing him by the collar with gritted teeth. Bound to the “Contrast System,” Jiang Tingbai earns god-tier rewards whenever he promises something that contrasts as sharply as possible with his work. So he writes a “comedy” and creates "A Chinese Odyssey", then announces a “healing song” and sings "Chi Ling". Readers across the internet beg: “Brother Jiang, please stop! The campus beauty's about to be traumatized into depression!”