The unluckiest thing that ever happened to Lin Yue was falling off a cliff and smashing herself to pieces.
Even unluckier, she didn't die, and instead met a short-tempered deity who claimed to have "descended to the mortal world."
The naked man wasn't even wearing underwear, yet the moment he opened his mouth, he was the ultimate arrogant tsundere:
"Mortal, give me your clothes."
As it turned out, a top-tier supervillain called the Evil Pill had escaped from the Celestial Court and fled to the human world. The deity had come down to capture it, but his divine powers were sealed, so he couldn't even beat a wild boar at the village entrance.
Lin Yue was forced to become his "human spiritual-power charger" and "sleeping buddy."
And from then on, things went like this:
She hammered the deity on the head. "I thought you said your magic was boundless! Why am I the one fighting this demon?!"
The deity clutched his head and roared, blushing:
"Shut up! If you hadn't refused to unite with me last night, I would have recovered properly. Then would you still dare to act so arrogant?"
When they encountered a powerful demon, the deity finally managed to show off, only to cough up blood and faint in Lin Yue's arms the next second.
"Yueyue, quick, give me a breath of true energy..."
Lin Yue: ...Is it too late to stuff him back at the bottom of the cliff?
