Divine Powers: The Mad Princess Carries My Adorable Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Grandpa to Success

[Historical Romance, Palace Intrigue, Household Intrigue, Mind Reading, Exile and Famine Escape (Early Story), Two-Faced Madmen, Inner Thoughts and Gossip, Sweet Romance, Eunuch of the Ninth Thousand Years, Insanity, Sole Devotion]

She transmigrates into a condemned prisoner sentenced to exile, with only ten minutes left to live from the start!

[Ding! The Gossip-for-Life Radar has been bound!]

[Warning: Immediately uncover a juicy secret about a powerful official of at least the third rank, or be erased on the spot!]

Just as she was about to curse, her inner thoughts were broadcast indiscriminately to everyone present:

[Touch me, and I'll break all three of your legs!]

The escorting constable, Zhao Hu, froze on the spot!

[Radar scanning... Target: Zhao Hu.]

[Hah, a man who lasts one second and has syphilis. He also embezzled three hundred taels, and he's got poison hidden in his boot, planning to double-cross everyone!]

[Shock rating: B! Lifespan +1 hour!]

The constables turned on each other, and blood spilled everywhere!

Just then, Huo Wushang, the powerful Eunuch of the Ninth Thousand Years who held the court in his sway, passed by. I screamed inside:

[This eunuch is so handsome! I want to pin him against a wall and kiss him by force!]

[Ding! S-rank juicy secret located: Huo Wushang, Eunuch of the Ninth Thousand Years!]

[Hidden information: ???]

[Shock rating: SSS! Lifespan +72 hours!]

Looking at his instantly stiff face and bright-red ears, I understood.

In this capital city, the wilder the secrets I uncover, the harder it is to kill me!