Transmigrated as a Womanizing Emperor: With My System, I Spoil My Consorts and Have Their Babies!

Zhao Chen, a modern-day street punk, got brained with a brick in a fight and landed in a ridiculous novel, where he became the "good-for-nothing emperor" he'd mocked a thousand times! The original owner had seven stunning, talented consorts, skilled in both letters and arms, yet he ignored them all and became hopelessly infatuated with a white lotus. In the end, the consorts died miserably, and he lost both his country and his life. Zhao Chen: "Thanks for asking. I know this plot inside out. White lotus, get lost!" To top it off, he was bound to a goofy Doubao System. [Doubao: Host! Goal 1: Win over all seven consorts! Goal 2: Fill the palace with royal babies! Goal 3: Grind the villain into the dirt!] Zhao Chen looked at the icy general consort, the sharp-tongued, scheming physician consort, and the fabulously wealthy tycoon consort... He swallowed. "What a waste if I don't make use of these assets!" From then on, the good-for-nothing emperor's whole style changed. At court, he used his "street punk negotiation tactics" to leave the powerful ministers speechless. In the harem, he told jokes to the ice-cold consort, brought snacks to the sharp-tongued consort, and calculated the "return on investment in love" for the money-minded consort. The white lotus starts causing trouble? He'd strip away her disguise and show her who the real master of palace intrigue was! The seven consorts: "His Majesty's acting strange again today... But somehow, he's easier on the eyes than before?" Zhao Chen: "Wives, don't just stand there. Let's make some babies!" [Doubao: Ding! Seven consorts detected blushing. Quest progress +10%!]