I’m Really Not a Mystic Big Shot, So Why Am I Working at the Demon Control Bureau?

[Comedy + Metaphysics + Secret Identities + Ensemble Cast + Money-Loving, Laid-Back Heroine + Cold-Faced, Adorable, Loyal Hero + Urban Supernatural Monsters]

Lu Youwei made a mistake and was banished to the mortal realm, where she transmigrated into the body of an overworked office worker who had just been framed and driven to her death.

The woman had three wishes: First, for the company to go out of business. Second, for the person who framed her to get what they deserved. And third...

For Lu Youwei as a goddess, these were trivially easy. But as a banished goddess, she could only enlist the help of animals.

So the cockroaches in the heartless boss’s house reported him, while the spiders in the home of the vicious schemer who framed her livestreamed her and the boss in action...

With her revenge complete, Lu Youwei still hadn’t gotten used to her mortal body when the Bureau of Monster Management came to arrest her.

Afraid someone would discover who she really was, Lu Youwei hurriedly denied everything. “Um, I was just passing by. I don’t hire little animals to work for me.”

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Du Gujin of the Bureau of Monster Management said, “Six types of insurance and a housing fund, thirteen months’ salary, an average monthly wage of seventeen thousand, flexible hours with no need to work in the office, and bonuses every quarter and at year’s end...”

Lu Youwei took his hand. “Good eye, young man! I’m done pretending. I’m the Patriarch of the Beast Taming Sect, a metaphysics grandmaster of this age! This job is perfect for me!”

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Later, Lu Youwei, so steeped in workplace misery that her resentment could turn her into a ghostly immortal, grabbed Du Gujin by the shoulders and shook him over and over. “Kid! I’m really not a metaphysics grandmaster! Hurry up and approve my resignation!”

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Du Gujin looked at her, a sly glint in his eyes.

Unhurriedly, he picked up the employment contract she’d signed. “Take a good look, Senior Sister. The contract term is permanent.”

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