You Want to Divorce Me for Being Childless? I'll Borrow a Baby from Your Eldest Brother

[Transmigrate | golden finger | both leads are virgins] [Funny, feel-good story; the heroine is a little unhinged] A transmigrator grabbed her, and her soul somehow got dragged into a jade bangle. Gu Pancang’s world came crashing down! She mutters to herself every day, spilling all kinds of secrets: he’ll die from a lightning strike, his mother will meet a tragic end... He’s made up his mind: he’ll lie low in the jade bangle and listen for more details. But then one day, she tries to muddle the Gu family’s bloodline. That won’t do. He’ll impersonate a System and give her some terrible advice. Jiang Wanli transmigrates into a book. Her scumbag husband, whom she has never even met, plans to divorce her on the grounds that she has no children and seize her enormous dowry. No children? She can just borrow someone else’s kid. A System is hiding in the jade bangle, and kindly suggests that a member of the Gu family would be better than an outsider. She thinks it over. “Sure!” Gu Pancang: I never saw that coming! He’s hoisted himself by his own petard. He has only himself to blame. What a disgrace! He wants to die, and he wants to kill her, too! (Heroine: This System is kind of dumb. Hero: I can’t beat her. I really can’t.)