Help! Princess Changle Won’t Stop Insisting I Marry Her

[Tang Dynasty / System / Lighthearted wish-fulfillment / Sweet romance]

Cheng Chuoqian is transmigrated into the body of Cheng Yaojin’s fourth son, and is widely regarded as Chang’an’s number-one wastrel.

He gets a sign-in for the physique of Xiang Yu, the Conqueror of Chu, a sign-in for divine medical skills, a sign-in for divine archery, a sign-in for the title of King of Cockfighting…

But he doesn’t tell anyone, and keeps pretending to be useless while quietly building up his strength.

Then one night, he finds a young woman who has fallen into the river.

The next day, an imperial edict arrives.

“By His Majesty’s command, Cheng Chuoqian, fourth son of the Duke of Lu, is summoned to the palace for an audience.”

Cheng Chuoqian is stunned.

Before he can even react, Princess Changle, Li Lizhi, is already slamming her hand on a table in the Ganlu Hall:

“Father, I will marry no one but him!”

Li Shimin’s blood pressure shoots up. “That scoundrel gallops through the streets, breaks people’s legs, and kidnaps women, and you’re telling me he’s a good man?”

Li Lizhi produces half an ear of corn and a sweet potato. “He grew these auspicious crops, which yield thousands of jin per mu!”

The hall falls silent.

Cheng Chuoqian stands at the palace gate with a fighting rooster under his arm.

“I only saved a girl yesterday. How am I supposed to become the emperor’s son-in-law today?”