Transmigrated as a five-and-a-half-year-old bit player, abandoned on a mountain by the righteous sect from the start?
No worries. I've got a gossip System, and everyone can hear my thoughts!
As it turns out, every one of the sect's big bad villains turns into an overprotective child-obsessed maniac. Just by listening to my gossip, they turn their rundown sect into the number-one powerhouse in the cultivation world!
At only five and a half, Ning Youyou is the true daughter of Zhongzhou's foremost family. But the green-tea fake heiress takes her place, and the hypocritical righteous sect abandons her in the snow to fend for herself. By a twist of fate, she is taken in by a destitute demonic sect in the Southern Wasteland, so poor its members can barely afford to eat.
In this cultivation world of survival of the fittest and hypocritical righteousness, everyone in the Netherworld Sect is a top-tier lunatic, a demon who kills without batting an eye. Youyou thinks they'll toss her into a pot and cook her, so she can only pass the time with her gossip System:
[I'm dead! The righteous sect leader challenging us is wearing bright red peony-print long johns under that ethereal white robe!]
[No way! That eight-year-old prodigy son of the Qingyun Sect elder is actually the Valley Lord next door's illegitimate child. They even have matching heart-shaped birthmarks on their butts!]
And then every single big demon can hear her thoughts!
Weren't they all supposed to be villains? Things have taken a seriously weird turn!
The righteous alliance launches a full-scale attack? Her senior brothers use the gossip to expose the fakes with pinpoint accuracy. The villains are humiliated and start brawling with each other, collapsing without a fight!
The cold-blooded eldest senior brother digs up an unparalleled spirit vein overnight to make her a bed. The deranged second senior brother uses a divine alchemy furnace to give her a bath. Even the aloof, affected green-tea saintess cries and begs to be her lackey!
As their junior sister snacks on gossip all the way back to Zhongzhou, the fake heiress panics, and her hypocritical relatives grow desperate.
Three big demons draw their bloodied blades and sneer. “Anyone who dares touch our precious girl will have their entire sect sent to hell before dawn!”