Cultivation: From the Start, I Had a Hundred Years of Practice

[The most traditional cultivation realms] + [overwhelmingly invincible] + [System sign-ins] + [no female lead] + [no AI in the entire novel]

Zhuang Fan transmigrates to the Xianlan World and becomes Zhuang Shisan, the thirteenth-ranked member of the Zhuang family. He activates a cultivation System, awakens the Boundless Tribulation Physique, a portent of disaster and ill omen, and gains vast cultivation and divine arts through sign-ins.

A sect leader at the Tribulation Transcendence Realm:

“How dare an ant claim it can overturn the heavens?”

Zhuang Shisan, who has just poked an Eighth Tribulation Loose Immortal to death with one finger:

“What did you say?”

The sect leader:

“Uh... Senior, this junior has greatly offended you. I’ll be going now. Please, carry on with your business. Take your time~”

The head of Yuhua Peak:

“You wretch! Give your senior brother your spot in the secret realm, or don’t blame your master for casting you out of the sect~”

Zhuang Shisan:

“What? You want to be my stepmother? Fine. You’re a little old, but you’re not bad-looking, I suppose. I’ll let you have me~”

The head of Yuhua Peak: “...”

Zhuang Sishi:

“Heh heh, sons make life worthwhile. A father with a son is a precious treasure, and beautiful fairies are there for the taking~”

Ever since Zhuang Shisan appeared in the Xianlan World, the busiest and most terrified ones haven’t been the mighty cultivators, demonic cultivators, or schemers. They’re...

The world’s will:

“...Didn’t the Xianlan World just survive a minor tribulation? Why is the tribulation back again?”

“Slow down, slow down. The Child of Destiny hasn’t grown up yet~”

“I can’t do this anymore, I really can’t! Why is this tribulation like a tap that won’t shut off? It just keeps flowing and flowing~”

“...”

Until one day...