Showbiz: This Washed-Up Star Is Too Criminal, the Entire Cast Got Arrested

Xie Wuwang transmigrates into a disgraced has-been hated across the internet. His company casts him as the foil on a reality dating show, planning to milk the last of his popularity before burying him.

Faced with all the handsome men and beautiful women on the show, each angling for a scripted romance, Xie Wuwang, who has been bound to the [Hardcore Detective System], is utterly stunned.

A gentle, wealthy heir to a powerful family? His microexpression analysis reveals that the man is clearly an international con artist!

A pure, sweet flower of a female guest? A scan of her bones and facial features shows that she’s actually the fugitive behind a string of murders who’s been on the run for three years!

Looking at all the “criminal celebrities” on the show, Xie Wuwang quietly calls 110.

On the first day of the broadcast, online haters blast Xie Wuwang for being hopelessly unromantic.

The next second, he pins a male guest to the ground with a masterful restraint technique, then casually knocks a decades-old skeleton out of the wall of the romantic villa!

Viewers across the internet are horrified: “Bro, we’re watching a dating show, not a crime documentary!”

The police post in the middle of the night: “We thank Comrade Xie Wuwang for his outstanding contribution to the campaign against organized crime!”

From then on, the dating show goes completely off the rails.

On an island vacation, he takes down a smuggling ring. In the wilderness, he catches a notorious drug lord. While other celebrities work overtime to cultivate their public images, Xie Wuwang’s commendation pennants cover the walls of the police station.

Then one day, the nation’s most aloof film queen knocks on his door in the middle of the night and hands him a top-secret case file, her eyes full of promise:

“Officer Xie, solve this cold case, and I’m yours.”