The Empress Is Perfect in Every Way, Except She’s a Little Lustful

My father's biggest flaw was that he was too softhearted. The same con man wore three different sets of mourning clothes and claimed he was selling himself into servitude to bury his father three times in front of him. My father only sighed and said, "Maybe his family has a lot of fathers."

I surpassed him by far. My father might give people money, but I liked bringing them home instead, especially the good-looking ones.

When I was sixteen, I found a handsome young man, covered in wounds, in a rainstorm and brought him home. My father stroked his chin. "He looks kind of familiar."

I said proudly, "The former crown prince."

My mother was so frightened that she ordered seventeen coffins that very night. "We're done for. This time, we'll really be executed."

Later, the coachman