Tomb Raiding: Changsha City's Red Flower Enforcer Can't Stop Crying

Name: Tomb Raiding: Changsha City's Red Flower Enforcer Can't Stop Crying
Author: Longing Beneath Changbai Mountain

盗墓：长沙城红花双棍他泪失禁

by Longing Beneath Changbai Mountain (长白山下长相思)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 362k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Female-Channel Mystery
Updated: 15h ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Guan Tian seems cold and ruthless, someone who doesn't care about others' feelings. In truth, he is quiet and says little because he can't stop himself from crying. As his family puts it, Guan Tian has a serious case of literary romanticism.

As a boy, he read Dream of the Red Chamber and nearly cried himself to death over Lin Daiyu's story. Because he was such a crybaby, his family feared he would be taken advantage of, so they made him learn martial arts. When he played with the other neighborhood children, this gave him the bad habit of crying while beating them up.

Among the children in the neighborhood, Guan Tian had a terrible reputation. It was bad enough that he bullied people, but he did it while crying, so anyone who didn't know better would think they were picking on him.

Even when he grew up, he never kicked his crying habit. He would burst into tears whenever he saw a dead body. At their wits' end, his family decided to change his temperament and sent him to live with the Wu family, who were related to them by marriage.

Wu Sansheng was a notorious tough guy in Changsha's underworld, so Guan Tian was sent to stay with this uncle and work for him. In two months, he carved out a reputation for himself in Changsha, but every time he beat someone up, he ran off without saying a single threatening word.

Who could have guessed that the only reason Guan Tian never threatened anyone was that he thought crying was embarrassing? He still couldn't keep from crying when he saw someone get hurt.

Reading Dream of the Red Chamber as a boy turned Guan Tian into a literary romantic. Then, as an adult, he watched Young and Dangerous, which successfully made him want to become a gangster. He devoted himself to imitating Crow's way of taunting and shouting. Just like that, a perfectly good kid was ruined.

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Okay, next I will use the most direct, straightforward, simple, easy-to-understand, down-to-earth, unpretentious, unpretentious, incisive, clean, honest, simple, close to daily life, and unpretentious language. I will not pile up fancy words, play language tricks, beat around the bush, use obscure embellishments, use pretentious rhetoric, or add unnecessary preambles.
29 likes3mo ago
The writing is very crisp and satisfying. Many authors handle the character's incontinence in a way that makes it unsettling, but this book avoids that feeling entirely. The relationship descriptions and development are very smooth! There's minimal physical description (which I really like), and the daily dialogue feels very faithful to the original work.
16 likes2mo ago
So amazing! 🥴🥴 Men get their periods after seeing this, 🤩🤩 Women go crazy after seeing this, 😍😍 It's the nemesis of depression, 🤓🤓 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients, 😙😙 It's so beautiful it evokes the longing and unrequited love of a villager for a widow, 🤫🤫 It's so beautiful it makes tears flow like the Qiantang River tide, 😰😰 It's so beautiful, 🥵🥵 It's God, my rose, illuminating my…
9 likes2mo ago
The protagonist's personality is fantastic; I absolutely love this kind of personality. I've never seen anything like it before. I hope this isn't a tragic story; if it is, I'll run away—I'm a little scared. I hope the protagonist's personality stays this way—happy and carefree.
8 likes2mo ago
Dearest Fan: Seeing this letter is like seeing you in person; it brings me joy. Liking your food is probably the most arbitrary and irrational thing in the world. It's not about weighing pros and cons, not about being attracted to someone, but simply that suddenly there's a food for you that I cherish and can't let go of.
7 likes2mo ago
The sheer enjoyment of simple, foul-mouthed banter is incredible. Tian'er is the kind of person who doesn't hold back at all; she does whatever she wants without any scruples or reservations. The book doesn't entirely follow the trio's storyline; the protagonist has his own career, and his background, abilities, and career are all explained.
5 likes1mo ago
Tian'er is so cute! Author, dare to release 100 chapters in a row? It'll scare me!
5 likes2mo ago
I'm really curious if the main characters have a romantic partner? ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎♡
3 likes1mo ago
When will the author add more romance? It's not enough! I want to see more interactions between Tian'er and Wu Xie—they're so sweet!
3 likes1mo ago
It's so beautiful! Can you give it a 10/10 rating?
2 likes2mo ago