This Lazy Fish Just Wants to Make Money, So Why Are You Throwing Yourself at Me?

Su Niantang, a former corporate wage slave who died from overwork, opened her eyes to find she’d landed inside a domineering CEO novel.

The good news: she was a rich heiress.

The bad news: she was the kind of vicious supporting character the hero and heroine team up to kill by chapter three.

The even worse news: the System told her that if she wanted to stay alive, make money, and lie flat, she could, but first she had to make the story’s ultimate villain fall “deeply in love” with her.

Su Niantang: “???” That Lu Siheng? The ruthless, cold-blooded man who gets wiped out by the male lead and his crew in the end? Make him love me? I’ll be lucky if he doesn’t bury me alive.

But the System’s rewards were too good to pass up. Every time she completed a flirtation mission, a huge sum landed in her account, so Su Niantang held her nose and went for it.

She thought it was all an act, but then

She casually said, “Mr. Lu, you look so handsome today,” and that very afternoon, he showed up looking even more polished.

She pretended to twist her ankle and leaned on him for support. The next day, he had a full set of flat shoes delivered to her home.

She tentatively kissed his cheek and ran. That evening, he blocked her at her door, his voice low and husky: “You kiss me and then run off? Su Niantang, you’ve got some nerve.”

Wait... Was this villain even more smitten than she was?

Years later, Su Niantang was living in bliss, with both her love life and career thriving.