From the Start, I Shot the Yandere in the Head, Then Tamed the Whole Family with My Goofiness

Lin Wan wakes up in the body of a vicious fake heiress who doesn't survive three episodes, and from the start, she physically knocks out Fu Chenyuan, the original story's most dangerous yandere villain.

To stay alive, she flees in the middle of the night and dives straight into the suburban "Lin Family Pig Farm" to claim kinship and hide.

She assumes her new family are all honest, ordinary folk: a dad who wields a butcher's knife, a mom who makes cured meat, a refined doctor older brother, a righteous police officer second brother, a carpenter third brother, and a fourth brother who loves spicy snack sticks.

Then one day, the System starts blaring warnings: [Warning! Your mom is a black-market butcher, your eldest brother is a serial surgeon, your second brother is a corrupt cop, and your whole family is an elite team of villains!]

Lin Wan watches her eldest brother cut an apple for her with a scalpel and gulps. "Big Brother, you've cut this apple so artistically..."

Thanks to her max-level talent for wildly misinterpreting everything, Lin Wan somehow imagines the villains' bloody everyday lives as warm, down-to-earth family life. She becomes the one and only person capable of redeeming the whole gang of evildoers, and even manages to tame the yandere villain hunting her into a devoted, scheming puppy.

Fu Chenyuan pins her against the wall, his eyes rimmed red and his voice hoarse. "Wanwan, you smashed my head, so you're responsible for me for the rest of your life."

Lin Wan pulls out a nine-yuan-and-ninety-fen plastic comb from Xianyu and puts it in his hand, utterly sincere. "Comb your hair. It'll help the blood flow and reduce the swelling."

The original story's real heiress wants to erase her with the help of a system? Sorry, my whole family are villains, and we specialize in dealing with anyone who won't behave! If a brick can solve the problem, there's no need for magic!