Honkai: Star Rail: I Kissed Yaoguang, Then Pretended to Be Blind

[Xianzhou Survival Expert Pursues Immortality] [Innovative Light Cone Crafting System] [Funny, Delicate Writing, No Tragedy] [Multiple Heroines] [We’re All Doing Our Best to Live]

Also known as: “I Just Want to Stay Alive, Not Become Their Moonlight!”

“That Old Immortal of the Xianzhou”

Jiang Yan transmigrated into Honkai: Star Rail and awakened a Light Cone crafting System.

But his Life stat was only 0.4, and it dropped by 0.1 every ten minutes that passed naturally.

There was no choice: he had to keep crafting and equipping Light Cones to increase his Life stat and stay alive.

[Kiss Yaoguang]

Jiang Yan: Huh? Me?

To stay alive, he had no choice but to use his wiles to steal a kiss from Yaoguang.

Light Cone crafted successfully: “A Kiss to See Out This Fleeting Life”

[Get Yaoguang to Kiss You]

Jiang Yan: System, you could just tell me you want me dead.

To stay alive, he had no choice but to use his wiles to get Yaoguang to kiss him.

Light Cone crafted successfully: “Let a Kiss Take the Place of Eye Contact”

Later, the System’s tasks grew more and more outrageous.

[Brave the Prison of Deep Seclusion Alone] [Beat Jing Yuan at Go]

[Remove Jingliu’s Black Blindfold] [Hug Feixiao While She’s in Her Moon-Crazed State]

[Try a Dessert Made by Herta] [Spend the Night in Ruan Mei’s Lab]

[Settle the Feud of the High-Cloud Quintet] [Pat the Little Head of Phantylia’s Clone]

[Toss the Divination Die on Guiji’s Head] [xxx]

There was no choice. Everything was for the sake of staying alive.

Interstellar reporter: “Mr. Jiang, what’s the secret to your success?”

A smile played at the corner of Jiang Yan’s eyes. “Staying alive.”

Interstellar reporter: “You mean... making the most of every single minute and second!”

Jiang Yan nodded vigorously. “Exactly, exactly.”