Three-year-old Tangtang is kicked back three hundred years by her mother.
Find five dads, gather the five elements, and save the Heavenly Dao.
She crashes through Ye Xinghe's roof. He's eighteen, a good-for-nothing, and being humiliated over a broken engagement.
Tangtang looks up over her milk bottle and says, "Dad, you're so useless."
One slap sends an enemy embedded in the wall. One pill turns a good-for-nothing into a genius.
She hauls her eldest dad off to find her second dad: Ao Cang, the arrogant Demon Venerable of the dragon clan.
Tangtang drools. "Let's roast your tail and eat it."
One flick on the head, and the Demon Venerable becomes her mount.
An Asura prince, a Buddha's chosen one, a gang leader assassin: the three-year-old pins them all to the ground and recruits them.
Her five dads fight over who gets to be her one true husband, and Tangtang puts them all down with a punch each.
A false god brings down heavenly punishment, and her five dads risk their lives to protect her.
Tangtang sighs and plops eggshells over their heads.
"Stand back. Tangtang's got this."
One chapter of face-slapping, two chapters of collecting dads. The three-year-old is at the top of her game, taking down one opponent with every punch. Laugh until you drop, and hop on board now!
