After Lin Xiaoyang was hit on the head by an apple, he got bound to a cultivation System. The mindless System decided he was suited to the Hehuan Sect, without realizing that cultivation was impossible in the modern city.
And so the eighth-grade boy began a series of comically absurd “cultivation” sessions: when the System told him to train his body, he ran laps on the school field; when it told him to draw talismans, he handed in an art assignment; when it told him to make pills, he whipped up some terrible dishes in the kitchen; when it told him to practice a cultivation technique, he swayed his head as he recited his lessons.
His classmates all thought Lin Xiaoyang had changed.
In a world where cultivation was impossible, Lin Xiaoyang completed the System’s tasks in the most ordinary ways. Yet without even realizing it, he was running faster, drawing better, and steadily improving his grades. This seemingly ridiculous cultivation journey was quietly transforming him.
