[Supernatural powers + ensemble cast + subverting tropes + breaking the fourth wall + dark humor + everyone is absurd + toilet science]
In the year 1056, the world broke.
In the Northern Li Kingdom, a guy reading comic books awakened and called himself “Superman.” After flying for three days and firing seven laser blasts from his eyes, he was taught a lesson by a rocket launcher and a tank, then thrown in prison. Before his arrest, he shouted, “I came to save you!” The military asked who he'd saved. He said he hadn't managed to save anyone, then God took him away.
In the Xia'an Kingdom, a man known as “Xuan” had awakened even earlier. He used his powers every day to clear sewers, blow away storm clouds, and turn on his neighbors' lights. To this day, the neighbors don't know that a man who can flip a truck with one hand lives next door.
A transmigrator was kicked to death by a horse while sitting on the toilet, because “Is the toilet meant for people?” After transmigrating, he lived in a mansion and drank juice, only to be blown away by a cannonball, held at swordpoint by an A-rank rebel, and have his heart ripped out by a madwoman who wanted to change her sex. As he lay dying, a voice in his mind demanded, “Do you know why you died?”
He asked, “Why?”
“Because you eat noodles without vinegar.”
In the end, after he brought back the poop from that day and turned it back into that bowl of noodles, then added vinegar, he came back to life. His hair turned white, and he awakened.
