Great Tang: Little Sizi Pressed the Wrong Button, Terrifying the Officials

Su Xian transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty with the Immortal Manor of Creation in tow. He only wants to cultivate immortality quietly.

Who would have guessed he’d find a lost, adorably soft little dumpling: Princess Jinyang, Li Xuzi!

To keep the child happy, Su Xian casually tosses her a top-grade immortal artifact to use as a tablet for watching cartoons.

But after the little dumpling randomly taps away at it, she somehow activates a “sky screen livestream” connected to the entire Tang Dynasty!

And just like that, the Tang court’s worldview is shattered!

When Li Shimin looks up during court, he sees his beloved daughter riding a divine dragon through the sky screen and is left dumbfounded.

Empress Zhangsun watches Xuzi eat longevity pills like candy beans and gasps in shock.

Even more outrageous, the sky screen has “cloud quizzes” and a “donation” feature!

Xuzi: “Father, Immortal Big Brother has given me a primary school math challenge. Get it right and you win a basket of immortal peaches!”

For the fate of the Tang Dynasty and for longer lives, all of Chang’an goes crazy competing!

Fang Xuanling stays up all night grinding through questions, while Cheng Yaojin spends his entire fortune trying to claim the top spot on the donation leaderboard.

Watching the Tang officials frantically compete beneath the sky screen for immortal medicine, Su Xian can only sigh helplessly:

“I really just want to raise a child in peace. Can you ancient people please stop getting involved?”