You Told Me to Be a Hooligan, but My Twelve Talismans Astonished the Empress

Lu Li transmigrates to the Great Zhou Dynasty, where he becomes the infamous heir to the Northern Guardian Prince. From the start, he faces a dead end: the aloof empress is about to strip his family of its fief and settle old scores.

Luckily, he awakens the [Twelve Zodiac Talismans System]!

The Rabbit Talisman lets him travel a thousand miles in an instant, the Dog Talisman makes him immortal, the Dragon Talisman turns him into a living cannon, and the Ox Talisman gives him the strength to move mountains!

He had planned to rely on his maxed-out abilities to stay alive and become a wastrel who ate, drank, and waited for death. But he is simply too powerful, and before long, he can no longer keep it hidden.

A treacherous minister stages a coup and storms the court?

Lu Li flings out the [Rat Talisman], turning every stone lion in the palace into a divine warrior. The rebellion is crushed on the spot!

The border is under siege, with a million barbarian troops bearing down?

One blast from the [Dragon Talisman] tears a great canyon through the land, leaving the enemy troops so terrified they drop to their knees and beg for mercy!

The empress has been struck by a strange poison and has little time left?

The [Horse Talisman] brings her back to life in an instant, restoring her health and radiant beauty!

After using his godlike powers to quell rebellions, secure the borders, and awe the realms beyond, Lu Li claps his hands and prepares to go back to lying flat.

But the stunning empress, who once stood high above all others, blushes and clutches the hem of his robe in front of the entire court.

“Lu Lang, I’ll give you the empire, and I’ll give you myself. Please, won’t you stay?”