Uncle Nine: I'm Just a Clay Statue, How Did I Become a Patriarch?

Name: Uncle Nine: I'm Just a Clay Statue, How Did I Become a Patriarch?
Author: Buddha's Light Shines, Leave It to Fate

九叔：我一个泥胎，怎么成祖师了

by Buddha's Light Shines, Leave It to Fate (佛光普照随缘)

Status: Completed
Length: 235k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Decisive and ruthless + Uncle Jiu's world + lighthearted comedy + cultivation through worship + invincible protagonist + mastermind behind the scenes]

Lin Xun transmigrates into Uncle Jiu's world. He doesn't become a Daoist or a zombie. Instead, he ends up as an immobile clay statue in a shrine for spirit infants!

From the start, he faces a century-old blood fiend on the brink of death. The fiend sets its sights on his one-in-a-million “natural spirit body,” reaches out with a ghostly claw, and tries to tear out his soul to possess his body!

At this life-or-death moment, the Thirty-Six Heavenly Spirits Transformation System activates!

A bolt of violet-gold divine thunder explodes from within the clay statue, instantly blasting the old fiend to pieces and scattering its soul.

Uncle Jiu follows the trail of thunder and arrives to find only ashes on the ground and lightning marks on the statue. He falls to his knees and cries, “May I ask which Grandmaster has manifested through this vessel?”

Lin Xun makes a snap decision and plays along. “Lin Jiuying, I am temporarily borrowing this body. Go and find thunderstruck wood and cinnabar at once!”

After he's respectfully carried back to the shrine at the funeral parlor, Lin Xun sees Qiusheng and Wencai sneaking offerings and mouthing off below. He unleashes a furious barrage of thunderbolts, and accidentally discovers that… absorbing worship lets him convert it into spiritual energy without limit and unlock the Heavenly Spirit Divine Powers?

He can summon wind and rain, bring the dead back to life, and reshape creation…

Years later, when Maoshan faces annihilation, the clay statue in the shrine opens its eyes.

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