The Unhinged Heiress’s Substitute Marriage: Clearing Out the Capital to Start a Farm

[Unhinged antics + real and fake heiresses + outrageous System + unlimited free loot in a storage space + unhinged infrastructure-building + hilarious wish fulfillment]

Reincarnated as the real heiress who’s being sent off as a substitute bride to die? She turns around and binds herself to the Unhinged Free Loot System. The crazier she gets, the bigger her storage space grows!

On the eve of the family’s downfall, I strip the place bare. Not only do I empty my scumbag father’s treasury and granary, I even take the fake heiress’s bedboards and the tyrant emperor’s imperial kitchens!

From then on, exile turns from a death sentence into a paid vacation. I build my own domain in ancient times through my unhinged infrastructure projects, and even manage to tame a scheming war god along the way!

Scumbag Dad tries to guilt-trip me: “Marrying that disabled prince and joining him in exile in your sister’s place is a blessing!”

Lin Chuchu kicks the gate down: “Why don’t you take that blessing, then? If I can’t have a good life, no one gets to live!”

On the road to exile, my awful relatives try to steal our food? I blast them with a Buddhist chant remixed to rock music in the middle of the night, scaring them into biting their fingers and writing a severance of family ties before dawn.

A guard tries to whip us to show who’s boss? I pull out a huge iron pot and give him a taste of his own medicine, forcing the guards to work like oxen and carry us in sedan chairs.

When we finally reach Villain’s Valley, the godforsaken exile land where not a blade of grass grows and people are eaten alive…

Sorry, but would you like to see a big house made with homemade concrete? A rapid-fire crossbow made of fine steel? A labor-saving wheel for transporting medicine slaves?

Lin Chuchu becomes a ruthless capitalist, putting the vicious bandits and corrupt officials to work laying bricks and building city walls. She transforms the wilderness into an unhinged infrastructure empire by sheer force.

As for her husband, Chu Jingyu, the God of War rumored to have less than three months to live and to be paralyzed in bed…

Not only is he alive, he silently pulls a knife from beneath his wheelchair and hands it to her. “Wife, your hands will hurt if you hit people. Use a knife.”

Lin Chuchu: ? Wait, husband, how are you even crazier than me?