Selling Fried Noodles by the Graveyard at Midnight, Leaving Diners Drooling

A new urban legend has been making the rounds in Jiangcheng.

There’s a young food vendor with a beat-up three-wheeled cart whose cooking is so delicious it makes your soul leave your body.

But the vendor has one serious flaw: he’s extremely antisocial and nearly impossible to track down!

ER doctor Old Chen: “I was dead on my feet in a back alley that day. One bite of his braised beef noodles brought me right back to life! But I just turned around to get some money, and he and his cart were gone without a trace!”

Veteran angler Old Li: “I spent half a month chumming the water and camping by the reservoir just to get a bite of his grilled fish! I didn’t catch a single fish, but I gained ten pounds!”

Jiangcheng Traffic Police: “Urgent notice! A major traffic jam has formed tonight on the road by the western suburbs cemetery. More than a hundred private cars have gathered there. Our investigation confirms they’re all queuing up to buy a single jianbing guozi!”

As more and more divine-level dishes came to light, Jiangcheng residents launched a massive manhunt.

The top three local trending searches were always:

#MrSu’sCartLatestLocation#

#HugeRewardForMrSu’sStallRouteTonight#

Meanwhile, Su Yang was struggling to push his three-wheeled cart into an abandoned quarry. Seeing nothing but empty wasteland all around him, he let out a long sigh of relief.

“At last, I can have some peace and quiet today... Wait, why is the searchlight from that helicopter shining right on me?!”