Spend Your Way to Ascension

[Farming + Cultivation + Comedy + Slow Pace] No System, no spiritual roots, and thirty thousand in debt from the start. Two packets of tomato sauce get mistaken for peerless spirit fruits. Never seen them before? Then don't blame me for giving them some slick commercial packaging. Introducing Vermilion Fruit Jade Dew, the latest cultivation booster! Water-powered stone mills, full-scale production; assembly-line manufacturing, five hundred jars a day... Tiered pricing, branded boutiques, flying-sword delivery straight to your door... Spirit stones come pouring in... Others cultivate immortality with talent. I do it by throwing money at it. Hire the Spirit Platform Ancestor to restore my spiritual roots (invoice required). Spend spirit stones to buy the rights to cultivation techniques, then get the founding master to livestream a frame-by-frame tutorial. My magical artifacts are custom-made by the chief artificer, with a three-year warranty and free screen protectors installed at your door. I buy opportunities by paying to boost my ads, with big data targeting the perfect audience... No grueling training, no jumping off cliffs, no golden finger: just the power of money! Make money, cultivate, spend big, ascend!