Xu Ye, the little convenience store owner, slept so deeply that when he opened his eyes again, he was sitting on the Dragon Throne in the Lingxiao Palace, having become the Heavenly Emperor Haotian!
Faced with the myriad gods and Buddhas kneeling below and the urgent issue of "the monkey about to be born," Xu Ye panicked.
In desperation, he applied modern corporate management to governing Heaven: "For the monkey, let's start with a project proposal and make a risk-assessment PPT." "A drought in Nanzhan Buzhou? Fill out a KPI assessment form!"
The gods and Buddhas were tormented beyond endurance, yet one after another they "attained enlightenment," praising His Majesty's wisdom!
Meanwhile, the exalted Haotian Shangdi, now in a mortal-world convenience store, stared at his 250-yuan Alipay balance and the hooligans at the door demanding repayment, and fell into deep thought. "How has My realm become so impoverished?"
