In Pokemon, Why Did I Get a Genderbent Ultraman System?

[Pokemon + Absurd System + Genderbent Collecting + Nonsensical Quests + Power Fantasy + Snark]

Cao Kun woke up one day and found himself transmigrated to the Pokemon world.

He thought he was getting the standard Trainer start, but instead he was bound to a “Genderbent Ultraman System.”

The System’s first quest: steal Liu Huaqiang’s electric scooter and head to Zhao Dehan’s villa to retrieve the Ultraman Zero transformation device from the fridge.

“What the hell, are you messing with me? This is the Pokemon world! Where did Liu Huaqiang come from? And where’s this transformation device supposed to be?”

But when he actually found the scooter, and then dug the transformation device out of a villa’s fridge…

He fell silent.

Even more absurdly, the device couldn’t transform him, but it could capture monsters.

And every Pokemon he defeated turned into a girl!

Pikachu became an electric-type loli, Charizard became a hot-tempered mature woman, and Gengar became a yandere goth girl…

“Wait, this art style doesn’t seem right.”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host. Collect ten Pokemon girls to unlock giant transformation!”

And so the Pokemon world’s strongest, most absurd, and most baffling Pokemon girl army was born.

While everyone else was still battling with Poke Balls, Cao Kun’s Pokemon girls had already transformed into hundred-meter-tall giants and stomped their opponents’ battlefield flat.

“I can’t be bothered to explain. Take it up with my Pokemon girl squad.”