Honghuang: I Become a Sage by Slacking Off, Shocking the Dao Ancestor

[Invincible Protagonist] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Honghuang]

I’m Lin Tian, a modern-day wage slave exploited at every turn.

I never imagined that working overtime would kill me and transmigrate me to the Primordial World, where even mighty beings are a dime a dozen!

The innate gods and demons here can destroy heaven and earth with a casual gesture, while the supreme sages regard all living things as ants!

From the start, I take form as the first Primordial Violet Qi created when the world was split apart. Thankfully, I’m bound to the Nine-to-Five Clock-In System!

Just clocking in on time every day gets me the Merit of the Great Dao, Chaos Treasures, and max-level comprehension!

The “attainment of sainthood” they spend their whole lives pursuing is no more than my perfect-attendance bonus for one month.

The “Innate Spiritual Treasures” they worship as precious relics are junk bronze I use to prop up a table leg in my backyard.

I only wanted to quietly find a cultivation home and slack off, clocking out right on time every day. But there’s always some foolish demon, ancestral shaman, or innate divine being trying to use me as a sacrifice for their formation.

Fine, I’ll come clean.

“You want me to risk my life without paying overtime? Even if Dao Ancestor Hongjun himself showed up, he’d have to bow his head and call me ‘Master Taichu’!”