I Became the Male Lead’s Cannon Fodder Ex-Wife, but I’m Only Eight

【A “little” heroine with a high IQ + no romance + demon pill + no rivalry between women + satisfying read + never forgets a grudge + unexpectedly adorable】 Jiang Li was forcibly bound to a little black System and transmigrated into a wealthy-family Mary Sue novel, where she found herself as the male lead’s cannon-fodder ex-wife. But, hey, I’m only eight, and this body is only eight. What are you people trying to do? Someone, please lock all these senile idiots in a psychiatric hospital! Mary Sue heroine: “Miss Jiang, please let A Nan go. We’re truly in love. The one who isn’t loved is the mistress.” Jiang Li... was speechless inside. Heroine, could you at least look at the person across from you before you start acting? I’m only eight, and you’ve already given me the chills. Isn’t there a single normal person here? Eight-year-old Jiang Li could only snap at everyone she met, hoping to knock some sense into these oddballs. Stop verbally attacking an eight-year-old child. Careful, or I’ll call the police. System: 【Host, please complete the heartbreaking, melodramatic plotline: die miserably in the street and advance the romance between the male and female leads.】 Jiang Li: “I’m eight.” There’s no way I can do that. The System seemed to freeze. 【Eight-year-old Host, please complete the plotline: die miserably in the street.】 Jiang Li: “Well, aren’t you a lawless little thing? Aren’t you worried I’ll get your male lead thrown in jail?” With no other choice, Jiang Li hugged a Samoyed and said to the male lead, “Old man, I gave birth to this one. He’s your son. Come take a look.” Mo Li: I just adopted a daughter, and she’s already lost it. Guess the warranty expired. Jiang Li: System, your plot’s gone off the rails. How did I end up as his daughter?