After I Died, Did All Five Kids Become Cannon-Fodder Simps?

[Returns from quick transmigration + max-level expert + fiercely protective + yandere husband + doting on the kids + motherly love that breaks in and takes over + secret identities + satisfying read] Hua Ning died on the day her five children turned one month old. She fought with everything she had to come back. But when she opened her eyes, twenty-five years had passed. Worse still, not one of her five kids had turned out well. The eldest became a “bastard” villain fighting the male lead for a woman, lurking in dark corners every day to stir up trouble. The second turned into a domineering CEO stuck in a groveling quest to win back his ex, lowering himself to the ground for her. The third became a wicked supporting actress, so obsessive and deranged that she tried to force the heroine to jump off a building. The fourth was a lovesick second male lead who dropped out of school and worked to support a “white lotus.” And the fifth? He was just a background character to the male lead, and nearly killed himself after almost breaking his legs. Worst of all, the five of them were mortal enemies, and none knew they were siblings! Hua Ning looked at her five hopeless brats, her blood pressure shooting up to 280. To save them from their cannon-fodder fates, she disguised herself as someone their age and infiltrated their world. She raced cars through the streets, helped strangers tear into home-wreckers, and blamed her sons whenever things went wrong. When her third child wanted to hurt someone, she enthusiastically offered suggestions, pulling out a knife, a rope, a stun baton… The five kids were so terrified that they crowded around her every day, reciting the law and lecturing her about right and wrong, all fighting to be good people! “Wife, do you have enough tools? I can get you some more.” “…Shut up.” All five kids broke down: “Our mortal enemy is actually our sibling?!” “This crazy woman is actually our mom?!” “Old man, stop handing her knives, aaah!!!” Hua Ning: It’s no wonder this family falls apart without me.