Supernatural Livestreams: The Whole Internet Can't Stop Laughing

I’m a poor transmigrated Daoist priest, and my senior brother tricked me into joining a haunted-house exploration show. The production team wanted me to be cannon fodder, but the livestream comments laughed so hard they crashed the servers. Worshipper: “Priest, I can’t get over my ex!” Me: “She’s bad luck for you. She took your red thread and used it to hang herself.” Worshipper: “Priest, there’s something filthy in my house!” I took one look at the photo he sent. “Burn that report you wrote about your ex-girlfriend. That’s the filthiest thing in there.” A punk with a ridiculous hairstyle came to challenge me, so I slapped a talisman on him. “Don’t struggle. Your hairstyle is bad luck for me.” The livestream went completely off the rails. My merit points dropped every day, but the gifts poured in every night. Then the top donor sent a hundred thousand worth of gifts and begged me to save her son, who was possessed. I opened the photo, and my smile froze. The thing clinging to the boy’s back was the thousand-year-old evil ghost I had sealed with my own hands in my previous life. After a moment of silence, I turned to the camera and said, “Everyone, this job is a bit too big for me. I’m ending the stream to save my life.” Comments: ??? Priest, don’t run!!!