[Western Fantasy] [Invincible Power Fantasy] [Goofy Fun] [Cautious Protagonist] [Underlings Who Are All Oscar-Worthy Actors] [Transmigration] [System] [Lord-Building] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] [Everyday Comedy]
Question: What’s it like having a whole crew of max-level experts working for you?
Roland: No idea. Never experienced that. All my people are Level 1 farmers. They’re great at farming, but somehow enemy troops always have the misfortune to pass by when it’s time to harvest.
Question: So what happened to those three thousand enemy soldiers?
Old Ha (former Sword Saint of the human race): I tripped, and my hoe flew out of my hands.
Roland: Right, he’s old and his legs aren’t what they used to be.
Question: What about the Church’s Grand Inquisitor and his Judgment of Holy Light?
Karl (former captain of the holy knights): We installed good lightning rods.
Roland: Right, our village has always taken lightning protection seriously.
Question: Why has half the mountain behind the village collapsed?
Pete (Dragon Slayer): Landslide. A natural disaster.
The Dragon King, arm-wrestling Pete: Right. Natural disaster.
Question: Why does the bookkeeper carry an umbrella during the day?
Will (Vampire Prince): Skin condition. He has to avoid the sun.
Roland: I even reimbursed him for his medicine.
Question: What’s the story with the new gatekeeper?
Old Bei (Demon King, successfully hired): Retired and rehired. Putting my remaining years to good use.
And so, the neighboring viscount went bankrupt, the vampire council erased its books overnight, the Church withdrew its troops, the Dragon King signed an alliance, and the Demon King submitted his resignation.
Looking at his territory, which grew more absurd by the day, Roland fell into deep thought:
I haven’t done anything. So why have I been promoted again?
What? What did you write?