Livestreaming the Cretaceous: The Whole Internet Helps Me Raise Baby Dinosaurs

[Livestreaming + raising babies + prehistoric development + changing fate at the end of the world]

Lin Qiao, a PhD in paleontology, wakes up to find herself lying in a dinosaur nest in the Cretaceous Period.

Before she can make a run for it, a newly hatched Tyrannosaurus rex bites the hem of her clothes and blurts out in a thick Northeastern accent, “Mom, what took you so long? I’m hungry!”

Forced to bind herself to the [Jurassic Survival Livestream System], Lin Qiao begins an unprecedented daily routine of raising prehistoric kids.

Viewers across the internet think it’s all special effects and a prank, until they watch her exchange tips for supplies, build fences from scratch, and cultivate farmland. She even starts a “prehistoric kindergarten” for a whole bunch of dinosaur babies!

A Tyrannosaurus rex with a Northeastern accent, a triceratops speaking Sichuan dialect, a velociraptor kid speaking Cantonese… Looking at the silly baby dinosaurs running all over the place, Lin Qiao thinks all she has to do is keep them fed.

Then the System displays a blood-red countdown of three years: an asteroid is about to hit Earth, and the mass extinction is coming right on schedule.

Faced with a history doomed to destruction, Lin Qiao pats the baby dinosaurs on the head and opens the ultimate tech tree. “Science can’t save the Cretaceous, but I can!”

When the countdown reaches zero, a colossal plasma shield suddenly lights up above the Cretaceous, holding back the rain of meteorites beyond the sky screen!